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the highest resolution picture of gabe newell’s chins you can possibly imagine
is it weird that I immediately knew whose chin this was before I read the text?!
no. Praise be to Gaben’s chins.
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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Edgar Allan No
Edgar Allan Row
Edgar Allan Low
Edgar Allan Sew
Edgar Allan Ho
Edgar Allan Go
Edgar Allan Toe
Edgar Allan, yo
Edgar Allan Doe
Edgar Allan Bow
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set.
this man will never not be my favorite human
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Literary perverts, make some noise! Some quiet, muffled noise.
True Stories With Audiobooks: One time I found myself listening to Mr. Gaiman narrate some details of Tristran Thorn’s conception whilst sitting in a crowded hospital waiting room. This was pre-“50 Shades of public transport” days. Glancing around at strangers like: “THEY CAN TELL”
The last story I had to record last week (when I did the OCEAN AT THE END OF THE LANE and SMOKE AND MIRRORS audiobooks in Austin) was “Tastings” from Smoke and Mirrors. I remembered that the story contained a lot of sex, but it wasn’t real to me quite how much until I had to read it, to an audience consisting of an extremely beautiful female sound engineer who had listened to me read for six days. And who hadn’t heard anything like that. (I also realised I’d never read it aloud before.)
I worry I’ll get stern letters, when the book comes out.
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